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*throws coins at strippers really hard*
Boozilla Baby
I kind of want to print all of these out & post them in my house.
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Today I found out my friend and his girlfriend, now fiancée, are expecting their first child together. I am so overwhelmingly excited for him! I can’t wait for this baby and wedding. He’s going to be so great at both.
The Original Broadway Cast of Disney’s The Lion King
Mufasa :: Sarabi :: Young Nala and Simba :: Simba :: Nala:: Rafiki :: Pumba and Timon :: Zazu :: Scar :: The Hyenas (Ed, Shenzi, and Banzai)
View Larger dinner date earlier.
Now I’m in bed recouping for our next couple days together while he’s in the city performing and being awesome to people’s ears. 😘
You were out there and you weren’t looking for me?
— Troy to Abed
3, 23, 27, 30 :*from Anonymous
- 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? smile and say thank you!
- 23: Have you ever been to Paris? yes
- 27: Are you listening to music right now? no
- 30: How is your heart lately? very happy :)
To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!
It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.
And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!The Artists:
spikexero said: What is this? Is it a warning to other cuts of meat to stay the fuck out? - lol its cured/aged meats. chef started them yesterday and since i have the most free space in the kitchen this is where they were hung
aw pls do this?
- 1:What would you name your future daughter?
- 2:Do you miss anyone?
- 3:What if I told you that you were pretty?
- 4:Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
- 5:What are you looking forward to in the next week?
- 6:Did you go out or stay in last night?
- 7:How late did you stay up last night?
- 8:Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
- 9:What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
- 10:Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
- 11:Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
- 12:Have you pretended to like someone?
- 13:Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
- 14:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
- 15:Is it hard for you to get over someone?
- 16:Think back five months ago, were you single?
- 17:Have you ever cried from being so mad?
- 18:Hold hands with anyone this week?
- 19:Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
- 20:Who did you last see in person?
- 21:What is the last thing you said out lot?
- 22:Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
- 23:Have you ever been to Paris?
- 24:Are you good at hiding your feelings?
- 25:Do you use chap stick?
- 26:Who did you last share a bed with?
- 27:Are you listening to music right now?
- 28:What is something you currently want right now?
- 29:Were your last three kisses from the same person?
- 30:How is your heart lately?
- 31:Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
- 32:When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
- 33:What do people call you?
- 34:Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
- 35:Are there any stressful situations in your life?
- 36:What are you listening to right now?
- 37:What is wrong with you right now?
- 38:Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
- 39:Do you make wishes at 11:11?
- 40:What is on your wrists right now?
- 41:Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
- 42:Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
- 43:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
- 44:Have you hugged someone within the last week?
- 45:Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
- 46:What were you doing at midnight last night?
- 47:Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
- 48:Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
- 49:Have you ever been to New York?
- 50:Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?