Boozilla Baby

Today I found out my friend and his girlfriend, now fiancée, are expecting their first child together. I am so overwhelmingly excited for him! I can’t wait for this baby and wedding. He’s going to be so great at both.


3, 23, 27, 30 :* from Anonymous

  • 3: What if I told you that you were pretty? smile and say thank you!
  • 23: Have you ever been to Paris? yes
  • 27: Are you listening to music right now? no
  • 30: How is your heart lately? very happy :)


clairemojher:

To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!
The Artists: 
Kathleen Marcotte 
Dan Liuzzi
Claire Mojher
Ali Kurzeja
clairemojher:

To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!
The Artists: 
Kathleen Marcotte 
Dan Liuzzi
Claire Mojher
Ali Kurzeja
clairemojher:

To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!
The Artists: 
Kathleen Marcotte 
Dan Liuzzi
Claire Mojher
Ali Kurzeja
clairemojher:

To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!
The Artists: 
Kathleen Marcotte 
Dan Liuzzi
Claire Mojher
Ali Kurzeja

clairemojher:

To celebrate the exciting return of Arrested Development, a few of us greeting card artists put our heads (and pencils) together and whipped up a (fake) mini-line of greeting cards that anyone can download and print out for free!

It’s super easy! Download the high-res files here. They even come with a dotted line for the fold and should print easily to your basic home printer.

And if you like them, please share them to your heart’s content!

The Artists: 

Kathleen Marcotte 

Dan Liuzzi

Claire Mojher

Ali Kurzeja


  1. spikexero said: What is this? Is it a warning to other cuts of meat to stay the fuck out?  
  2. lol its cured/aged meats. chef started them yesterday and since i have the most free space in the kitchen this is where they were hung


aw pls do this?

  • 1:What would you name your future daughter?
  • 2:Do you miss anyone?
  • 3:What if I told you that you were pretty?
  • 4:Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?
  • 5:What are you looking forward to in the next week?
  • 6:Did you go out or stay in last night?
  • 7:How late did you stay up last night?
  • 8:Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
  • 9:What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
  • 10:Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
  • 11:Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
  • 12:Have you pretended to like someone?
  • 13:Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
  • 14:Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
  • 15:Is it hard for you to get over someone?
  • 16:Think back five months ago, were you single?
  • 17:Have you ever cried from being so mad?
  • 18:Hold hands with anyone this week?
  • 19:Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
  • 20:Who did you last see in person?
  • 21:What is the last thing you said out lot?
  • 22:Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
  • 23:Have you ever been to Paris?
  • 24:Are you good at hiding your feelings?
  • 25:Do you use chap stick?
  • 26:Who did you last share a bed with?
  • 27:Are you listening to music right now?
  • 28:What is something you currently want right now?
  • 29:Were your last three kisses from the same person?
  • 30:How is your heart lately?
  • 31:Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
  • 32:When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
  • 33:What do people call you?
  • 34:Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
  • 35:Are there any stressful situations in your life?
  • 36:What are you listening to right now?
  • 37:What is wrong with you right now?
  • 38:Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
  • 39:Do you make wishes at 11:11?
  • 40:What is on your wrists right now?
  • 41:Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?
  • 42:Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
  • 43:Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
  • 44:Have you hugged someone within the last week?
  • 45:Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
  • 46:What were you doing at midnight last night?
  • 47:Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
  • 48:Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
  • 49:Have you ever been to New York?
  • 50:Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?